great-lounge Thursday 9 September 2021

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Jack PapelTeam16:23
We're going over school policy right now
A dress code violation is on the same severity level as gang activity and sexual assault
Who wrote this
cr24Team16:25
dress code violation? more like: minor felony
skirt too short? death penalty
spaghetti straps? life in prison
sexual assault? 3 weeks parole
Jack PapelTeam16:27
Sexual assault? Strong talking-to. Come back tomorrow. Neck collar too low? Expelled and reported to the college board(edited)
cr24Team16:28
definitely a high school moment
kalucky0Team16:33
Lmao, in Poland you can even really get expelled
It's illegal to prevent minor from getting educated
Jack PapelTeam16:34
I was about to ask, what if a student brings a gun to school? But then I realized that's probably not as much of an issue in poland(edited)
kalucky0Team16:35
It would be really really hard to get a gun in Poland
Especially if you are not an adult
Jack PapelTeam16:36
Hm surely there's something that could get a student expelled
Murder?
I guess that'd get them jail
kalucky0Team16:36
Then they wouldn't have to expell him
Jack PapelTeam16:36
Ah
kalucky0Team16:37
You can even bring a knife to school
And as long as you don't do anything stupid nobody will give a fuck
Jack PapelTeam16:37
That's pretty crazy
I was once suspended for bringing a lighter to school
Like a handheld lighter
Don't know what they thought I was gonna do lol
kalucky0Team16:39
Well, we need lighters, how else would we fire a cigarette
Jack PapelTeam16:39
Lol
kalucky0Team16:40
There was one school shooting in Poland in my lifetime that I know of
0 deaths
Jack PapelTeam16:40
Dude's got terrible aim
Or poor planning
kalucky0Team16:40
Both probably
Jack PapelTeam16:41
Any sane school shooter would go during lunch time, and it'd be like impossible to miss someone

kalucky0Team16:41

Let me read the news report

Zero details

A woman and an 11-year-old girl were wounded after a masked man fired shots in a school in Brześć Kujawski, central Poland on Monday.

The 18-year-old attacker, a former student of the school who has been undergoing psychiatric treatment, entered the school, throwing small explosives before firing shots at school employees and students, governor of Kuyavian-Pomeranian region, Mikołaj Bogdanowicz said.

Jack PapelTeam16:45
Gotta do shots first, then explosives
kalucky0Team16:45
https://c.tenor.com/39Rkti_6TmoAAAAM/drink-shot-glass.gif
Jack PapelTeam16:46
Explosives get people scared and hiding running away, then your shots are useless
And of course the shots need to be of vodka or rum
kalucky0Team16:46
That explosives were probably fire crackers lmao
Jack PapelTeam16:46
Even worse, cause those don't hurt people
Just makes it harder for you to do your job
Anyway, I have class now. I'll chat when I can
kalucky0Team16:47
Ok
Just don't kill anyone
Jack PapelTeam16:51
Course lol
nailuj23:13
Replying toJack PapelWe're going over school policy right now
What kind is school is this
At my school it's pretty much impossible to get dress coded
High School
Jack PapelTeam23:15
Nobody ever gets dress coded here either tbh
But it's funny that the school policy makes them the same quality of infraction
SweepSwap23:31
yeah they overstress the dress code for a bit and then its never a topic of discussion again(edited)
no-one ever gets dress coded
i imagine before the 2000s dress code was probably enforced a lot more thoroughly(edited)
Jack PapelTeam23:38
My middle school enforced it a bit more, I remember at least a couple instances